TheGremp (Level 1)

My mom + muscle relaxants = hilarity. She's been flapping her arms and chuckling at random intervals for 20 minutes.
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TheGremp
My mom + muscle relaxants = hilarity. She's been flapping her arms and chuckling at random intervals for 20 minutes.
11 hours, 30 minutes ago via Twitter
TheGremp
#ThatInfuriatingMomentWhen you're stopped at a railroad crossing for 10 minutes and no trains even go by. Maybe it's just a ghost train.
1 week ago via Twitter
TheGremp
We're about to get cultured up in hurr. #GoatRodeo
1 week ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Paranormal Activity 3 was a pleasant surprise. I thought the first two were just silly, but this one had me legitimately freaked out.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Watching Paranormal Activity 3... This should be fun! Or, at the very least, funny.
1 week, 5 days ago via Twitter
TheGremp
For some reason, I really feel like watching The Emporor's New Groove right now.
1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Sick nasty license plate, broski. #WOBWOBWOB http://t.co/WjR1trWO
1 month ago via Twitter
TheGremp
You know something is wrong when "Zenon: Girl of the 21st Century" is your best option while channel surfing.
1 month ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Today I learned that I have a gift for freestyle rapping.
1 month ago via Twitter
TheGremp
The fly was the nastiest movie I've ever seen. On a scale of 1 to 10, I'd give it a Jeff Goldblum.
1 month ago via Twitter
TheGremp
I just watched the first three Scream movies in a row... On to number four!
1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
TheGremp
So, it's 7:25 AM. @EzequielMad, Talon and I haven't slept yet. What a glorious night of mindless gaming. Good night, or morning or whatever.
1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Note to self: if you ever wake up early and find yourself thinking, "I'm just gonna rest my eyes for a while," don't. It doesn't work out.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Finishing a semester feels a little anti-climactic when your final is a class assessment.
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Just took the ACT. Well, that was underwhelming.
1 month, 4 weeks ago via Twitter
TheGremp
#Community was hilarious tonight. How can a show this good be put on "hiatus?" #SaveCommunity #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
2 months ago via Twitter
TheGremp
I like to believe that Sufjan was thinking of Duck Hunt when he wrote, "Don't be a rascal, don't be a laughing dog" in All Delighted People.
2 months ago via Twitter
TheGremp
Just overheard a kid telling his friend about "this awesome new band called Deadmau-Five."...I'm speechless.
2 months ago via Twitter
TheGremp
The next episode of #Community is going to be a MUSICAL. This is gonna be great! #SaveCommunity #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
2 months ago via Twitter
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will 24 minutes ago
Pre-haircut macchiato. Yum!
VinceNotVance 1 hour ago
Sony, why do I have to update Uncharted 3? I have auto-update turned on. THAT'S WHY I BOUGHT PLAYSTATION PLUS YOU LOONS
buzz_clik 1 hour, 42 minutes ago
Song currently stuck in my head: http://t.co/NStGGRHj
norman 2 hours, 3 minutes ago
flickr watched the mobile party boat sail away with instagram at the helm and just desperately holds all your photos hostage.
RHCPfan24 3 hours, 9 minutes ago
No matter the distance, if you're walking on a straight sidewalk someone can see you scratching your ass.
drewbert 8 hours, 48 minutes ago
Agreed! RT @HDJoey: This is my absolute favorite thing in the world right now!!! http://t.co/tuXson3t
Cowman 16 hours, 1 minute ago
No Krogan Squad mates in in Mass Effect 3?! Now I'm starting to get a little concerned. Just a little.
snide 21 hours, 7 minutes ago
Evochron Mercenary is only a 250 mb download. Hmm. Here's hoping space isn't empty.