TeirdomeThe time of the first foosball game of the day is an excellent indicator of how busy my office is. 3:30 means everybody's slammed.

3 weeks, 6 days ago via Twitter
TeirdomeDear everyone, even if they're almost done with Chemo, never tell someone battling cancer "the end is near!" Wrong figure of speech.

4 weeks, 1 day ago via Twitter
TeirdomeFreebird defn. That song with the guitar solo that is still playing when you get out of the bathroom.

1 month ago via Twitter
TeirdomeToday I was forced to all myself the following hypothetical question: would I kick a small dog to get a wrinkle out of a wedding dress.

1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
TeirdomeCherry pie for breakfast. Vacation rules.

1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
TeirdomeNaturally, two bites after breaking about cherry pie for breakfast I bite hard on a pit. #KarmicRetribution

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1 month, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeThe way to get guaranteed applause at a graduation ceremony in Colorado is to Tebow in the middle of the stage. #GoBroncos

1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeFor centuries people have feared clowns. Why don't we have the same fear of their grandchildren, stand-up comics? #ClownsInDisguise

1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeI feel genuinely blessed to have worked at VMware for a whole year as of today. It is an amazing company to be a part of.

1 month, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeCan't believe my poor wife missed this game for work. There are going to be record anti-acid sales in Colorado.

1 month, 4 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeRetweets. Are they useful? Or the same as the annoying forwarded emails your aunt sent you when she was first learning about email?

2 months ago via Twitter
TeirdomeJust yawned so big I caused a muscle cramp under my tongue. Didn't know that muscle existed, now it's attacking my face.

2 months ago via Twitter
TeirdomeWorking late tonight, and for some reason I have "I'll be home for Christmas" stuck in my head. It's a grim prophecy.

2 months, 1 week ago via Twitter
TeirdomeHow is Sonic the hedgehog one of the first floats in the Macy's parade? Sonic hasn't been relevant in a decade.

2 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter

2 months, 3 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeLISP was by far the most difficult programming language I learned in college. For some reason I had a mental block w.r.t. recursion.

3 months, 2 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeThe defensive lineman I started in my fantasy league this week has almost outscored my QB. Suh is a beast.

3 months, 4 weeks ago via Twitter
TeirdomeAMD does a terrible job with their driver installers. Your installer doesn't need to advertise. It needs to install the new drivers.

4 months ago via Twitter
TeirdomeJust had my first windows 7 blue screen after a year and a half of 24x7 on time. Updating the display driver made it go boom.

4 months ago via Twitter