simian (Level 1)

Tonight's Portlandia had some pretty genius moments.
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Tonight's Portlandia had some pretty genius moments.
5 hours, 24 minutes ago via Twitter
simian
I unlocked the Grimm: Organ Grinder sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/cpsABYmp
7 hours, 36 minutes ago via Twitter
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Lounge dogs are loungee http://t.co/diepAYpQ
8 hours ago via Twitter
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I have a legacy now, my submission to urban dictionary has been accepted.
8 hours, 24 minutes ago via Twitter
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I unlocked the Fringe: Making Angels sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/Kvibd3NB
9 hours ago via Twitter
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Dinner will be take out from Cafe Luxy and much beer.
10 hours ago via Twitter
10 hours, 48 minutes ago via Twitter
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I unlocked the The Office: Erin Hannon sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/eV1q7jTK
1 day, 7 hours ago via Twitter
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I will never get peoples attraction to red wine. Ever.
1 day, 7 hours ago via Twitter
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I unlocked the Parks and Recreation: Operation Ann sticker on @GetGlue! http://t.co/ktL0jJgy
1 day, 9 hours ago via Twitter
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I'm at La Belle Patate (1215 Davie Street, Between Jervis & Bute, Vancouver) http://t.co/p9ly9fVn
1 day, 9 hours ago via Twitter
simian
Listening to metal while on my run but had a Nicki Minaj song stuck in my head. Weirdest mashup ever.
1 day, 17 hours ago via Twitter
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Just posted a 4.69 mi run with @RunKeeper. Check it out! http://t.co/Rvq2GJys #RunKeeper
1 day, 17 hours ago via Twitter
simian
In the world of erotic Disney fanfic is considered a homosexual act if Goofy has sex with Pluto or is it bestiality ?
1 day, 18 hours ago via Twitter
simian
If I go to the gym, I can get donuts and a cheese steak. #onestepforward
1 day, 19 hours ago via Twitter
simian
Going to try and introduce emoji's into an application being developed in the office so corporate correspondence can have poop icons.
2 days, 4 hours ago via Twitter
simian
Justified hits you with a one-two combo of awesomeness and Timothy Olyphant. #mancrushing
2 days, 6 hours ago via Twitter
simian
Oh speech skill exploit in Skyrim... so easy yet so boring.
2 days, 8 hours ago via Twitter
simian
Buying big ticket "grownup" items always makes me feel a little bummed.
2 days, 10 hours ago via Twitter
simian
I've put a lot of work in making my lady a poser in Skyrim. Best equipment, subpar combat skills.
2 days, 16 hours ago via Twitter
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will 5 hours, 37 minutes ago
I enjoyed Moneyball much more than I expected to. Movies about data are usually pretty boring.
bagels 6 hours, 37 minutes ago
The point here is that visas suck.
AHR 11 hours, 1 minute ago
Put a new bean cat and a SWTOR drawing on my Tumblr. Still trying to pick a place to post random non-beancat stuff. http://t.co/RdwGqyWm
norman 1 day, 8 hours ago
getting home in time to catch a julie newmar catwoman episode of batman on tv makes it all better.