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5 hours, 44 minutes ago via Twitter

1 day, 22 hours ago via Twitter
samsaturdayVery tired. But must stay awake to play more Skyrim!

2 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayNo #roku support for HBO Go through Time Warner Cable? LAME!

3 weeks, 2 days ago via Twitter
samsaturdayToo tired to get off the couch and go to bed. A sad state of affairs.

3 weeks, 6 days ago via Twitter
samsaturdayWhat's the difference between Jello pudding and sugar-free Jello pudding? FLAVOR. #dessertfailure

3 weeks, 6 days ago via Twitter
samsaturdayWhere's the beefcake? Oh, here I am. #realtalk #wordup #justdoit

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayGet on the boat! The gravy boat! #whatwhat #wordup

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayHip-hop is for everyone, not just the pampered middle-class kids who invented it. #realtalk #wordup #whatwhat

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayGentlemen prefer blonds, unless that blond is a brunette, redhead or bald. Who cares as long as they're breathing?? #wordup

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayIf you're ever feeling down, bend over and bite the donut! #realtalk #justdoit

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayDo the chicken; young & tender chicken. #realtalk #wordup

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdaySpotted @theblairbutler's backpack from across the courtyard, getting a lift from @theblairbutler! She exists in the wild!

4 weeks ago via Twitter

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayNever underestimate a man with a leaf blower. #realtalk

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdayIs your date a tranny? When in doubt, ride it out! #justdoit #realtalk

4 weeks ago via Twitter
samsaturdaySome early Skyrim this morning. Collecting magical plants kind of sucks, but I can't stop myself.

1 month ago via Twitter
samsaturdaySpike Lee is directing the Oldboy remake? Crap.

1 month ago via Twitter

1 month ago via Twitter