LaxalootMarcel the shell is on Conan. So.

4 days, 21 hours ago via Twitter
LaxalootWhen bagel bites are the most nutritious thing you eat in a day, something is incredibly wrong.

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LaxalootRT @r_BUSHY: Sundays are pretty much all about worrying about mondays.

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LaxalootRT @johnamos: First meal of the year: McDonald's. Kinda depressing.

1 month, 1 week ago via Twitter
LaxalootRT @LoMcNamara: It's not Christmas eve without schweddy balls

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LaxalootOh hey barking cough. Fancy seeing you here. #caninotbesicknow #please

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LaxalootRT @KBrossette: Sad about Al but it's time the #CardinalNation sticks together and show our love and support

2 months ago via Twitter
LaxalootMicrosoft just released an Xbox live app on the iOS app store... Huh. Who woulda thunk?

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2 months ago via Twitter
LaxalootSo my dog just tweeted that somehow. Interesting.

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LaxalootGo see the muppets. I haven't laughed this hard in about 10 years. Literally

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LaxalootWell this will be a fun future. Dropped a straight pin on the carpet. Can't find it. Future me is going to hate past me.

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