Jayge (Level 1)

Back of a sedan, two women up front, and I'm the only one singing along to Bad Romance. #hawkward
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Jayge
Back of a sedan, two women up front, and I'm the only one singing along to Bad Romance. #hawkward
17 hours, 12 minutes ago via Twitter
Jayge
You know you're too enthusiastic when you're the guy who brings his own screwdriver (leatherman) to hardware class.
21 hours, 35 minutes ago via Twitter
Jayge
It is quickly becoming apparent that my thinking is not in line with my lit/phil teacher's bounds at all. Sweet.
3 days, 20 hours ago via Twitter
Jayge
People constantly call into question the number of knives I own... "You can never have too many knives." Get Ninefingers up in that shit.
5 days, 11 hours ago via Twitter
Jayge
http://t.co/Pa4Rx1ob I've decided to leave a fairly blatant question for the owner of that cup.
6 days, 3 hours ago via Twitter
Jayge
Google thinks I'm an 18 - 24 year old female with no discernable preferences. http://t.co/gNduzFSk
1 week, 2 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
«@philnickinson Anybody know what Apple's Q12012 results were? Can't find them on Twitter anywhere.»
1 week, 2 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
My phone and I have an uneasy truce. It will pretend that it hasn't had crucial system files flashed to oblivion if I don't sync too often.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
Words I am relatively tired of in #fantasy: eldritch, nightsoil, preternatural, fell, food adjectives, and Terry Goodkind's entire works.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
My girlfriend's response to a rhetorical question about the relative ease of getting along with me: "Your tongue isn't permanent." Love her.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
finished Ready Player One by Ernest Cline and gave it 4 stars http://t.co/mbzRkZ5F #Kindle
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
Bank-making #tumblr idea: "shit I squeezed out of my face." Submission-based. Looking for #investors. Get at me. Looking at you, Japan.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
I seem to have lost one of the people who was following me. I assume it was a spam account that finally got banned... or I'm just too crass.
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
Jayge
In any case, I never actually looked at who those people are. Are you one? Hi?
1 week, 4 days ago via Twitter
... I want to see someone use this for some heavy parkour action.
3 weeks, 2 days ago
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Sweep 54 minutes ago
Too fucked to tweet.
will 5 hours, 28 minutes ago
I enjoyed Moneyball much more than I expected to. Movies about data are usually pretty boring.
JJOR64 5 hours, 55 minutes ago
I unlocked 2 Xbox Live achievements yesterday: http://t.co/HElPp9MZ
ryanw 7 hours, 2 minutes ago
And now to work out the fastest way to get all that bonus storage from the Dropbox beta.
WilliamRLBaker 7 hours, 32 minutes ago
#FreecodeFriday Psn plus gives you simpsons arcade free pay 60 dollars a year for xbox live be forced to watch ads gets you nothing...
snide 8 hours, 54 minutes ago
I unlocked 6 Steam achievements yesterday: http://t.co/epo8uTVP
Addfwyn 8 hours, 58 minutes ago
Slowly working my way back into the world of solid food
MAGZine 10 hours, 7 minutes ago
This is was my score today. Brand name at that price? Madness! http://t.co/NjaE4pg8