Jacob816Cee Lo looks like a fabulously gay necromancer.

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Jacob816Just had one of the best Sunday mornings ever. House to myself, relaxing by the fire, enjoying a nice homemade latte, and listen to NPR.

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Jacob816iTunes has shat itself yet again? What a shock...

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Jacob816Spending the girlfriend's birthday night watching the 1966 Batman. Fuck yeah.

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Jacob816Watched 127 Hours. Yup, that dude totally cuts off his arm.

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Jacob816What the fuck is with Dugtrio? Is it not just three Digletts?

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Jacob816There's a special place in hell for people who play games without headphones on their phones on public transit

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Jacob816Watching a hour and half video on workplace harassment and violence. Some of the illustrative stock photos in it are fucking golden!

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Jacob816Argh, the internet is down at work. #betterstartdrinking

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Jacob816Holy shit, I just discovered an opportunity to expose Star Wars to a virgin. Is IV, V, I, II, III, VI an okay way to go?

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