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billygoat117I want to like Alcatraz, I really do, but it tries way too hard to be mysterious and Lost-y. Seriously, take it easy.

1 day, 15 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117So, in preparation for Mass Effect 3, I'm contemplating going back and doing an ME1 and ME2 run. Am I crazy? #NoSeriously

1 day, 19 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117It pains me to the depths of my soul that I could probably sing along with this Backstreet Boys song that I can hear right now.

3 days, 16 hours ago via Twitter

3 days, 19 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117I just realized that I like it when Twitter becomes an ersatz chat program. Plus, everyone gets the chance to chime in! #WaitASecond

5 days, 11 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117I just did a Ric Flair-esque "Woooo!" so loud it hurt my own ears. Clearly this must be investigated further.

5 days, 16 hours ago via Twitter

5 days, 16 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117Going out to a bar in a town like Idaho Falls seems like the saddest fucking thing ever. #LikeForReals

5 days, 16 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117Ugggghhh, this Pixies cover on American Idol is weirding my shit OUT.

5 days, 17 hours ago via Twitter
billygoat117Luke, my dear, sweet Luke. I love you. RT @LukeHammerland Dear Toby Keith, go fuck yourself. #cuntrymusic #shittymusic

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1 week, 1 day ago via Twitter
billygoat117Naps are amazing. But nap hangovers are the fucking worst. #TruerWords

1 week, 2 days ago via Twitter
billygoat117It's amazing how, when you think about it, you never actually want to go to church. #NotActuallyAmazing

1 week, 3 days ago via Twitter
billygoat117So that impending doom I mentioned earlier? I just hit a deer with my truck. Pro tip, kiddies: DON'T FUCKING DO THAT

1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter
billygoat117Karma, you are the highest caliber of bitch. #RealTalk

1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter
billygoat117I am actually contemplating staying home to play a video game tonight instead of going out with some friends.

1 week, 6 days ago via Twitter

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2 weeks ago via Twitter
billygoat117As more and more time goes by, I realize that I should start reading A Game of Thrones. I mean, right?

2 weeks ago via Twitter