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AlphazeroReference for next year: Venti, Decaf, Single-Shot, Non-Fat, No Foam, Extra Hot Latte

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AlphazeroI really liked Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol, but there were a few scenes without an A113 in them. Mr. Bird needs to try harder.

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AlphazeroMy friend @bonniegrrl and person-I've-seen-on-the-internet @feliciaday say the word vagina alot on The YouTube:
http://t.co/etHnVqup #quim

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AlphazeroThe Artist is one of the best movies I've ever read.

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AlphazeroPro-Tip: If you're accessing a variable and things are exploding, you might check to see if that memory is still in scope. #doy #derp

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AlphazeroBanana hammock. Wait, what was the question?

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AlphazeroEx-roommate has an article he wrote featured on Slashdot, still owes me money. The future is weird.

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AlphazeroGot to see a VFX breakdown of Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol with @tvaziri and @vickschutz. Amazing the things they do with computers.

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Alphazero"Daddy! We got some new hookers!" -- 3 y.o. daughter Juliet, excited about new coat hangers.

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AlphazeroTonight's aroma is brought to you by low tide. Low tide: It's not gross. It's natural.

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AlphazeroI was badly injured fighting a frost dragon outside of Winterhold, but I ate 47 red apples and felt better.

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AlphazeroAccording to top, this render is using 188.7% of my CPU, which goes to show how excited I am for this movie.

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AlphazeroStarting up Xbox Battlefield 3. Two updates and an HD install thus far. It's like it's a PS3.

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AlphazeroI was trying to think of a way to profit from my social awkwardness, and then I remembered I'm a computer programmer.

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